Planet of the Slave Girls

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Planet of the Slave Girls
Season 1, Episodes 3 & 4
Air date September 27, 1979
Teleplay by Steve Greenberg
Aubrey Solomon
Anne Collins
Story by Steve Greenberg
Aubrey Solomon
Directed by Michael Caffey
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"Planet of the Slave Girls" is comprised of both the third and fourth episodes from the 1st season of Buck Rogers in the 25th Century.

Synopsis

The majority of Earth's Defense Directorate pilot corps becomes incapacitated after consuming poisoned food discs. Capt. William "Buck" Rogers, Col. Wilma Deering, Maj. Duke Danton and Maj. Fields fly to the distant planet of the food's origin, Vistula, returning Governor Tabor Saroyan's son there to recover. While on the planet Vistula, they find that Kaleel has been building up a mass of brainwashed followers alongside a fleet of Scorpion fighters in secret, planning to use them against Earth's weakened defense forces in order to conquer the Earth. With Earth's defense force now heavily outnumbered 10-to-1, Danton decides that their only chance is to destroy the attack fleet while Rogers mounts a rescue for Deering, who has become trapped in Kaleel's mountain fortress.

Plot

His father is Tabor Saroyan, the governor of Vistula. I suppose I should notify him personally.
Just how serious is his condition?
It's his nerves controlling his voluntary muscles and motor coordination. They're deteriorating, just like all the others.
Others?
Yes. The Computer Council has ordered that a definitive statement to the general public not be made just yet. But so far here in New Chicago, 25,000 case have been reported.
When did all this start?
Three days ago, while you and Buck were gone. And another thing: this disease, or whatever it is, has cropped up in other cities on Earth, but here in New Chicago it's much, much worse... You see, what the Computer Council is trying to keep secret is its effect on our defense squadrons, for they've been hardest hit of all.

  • Capt. William "Buck" Rogers and Col. Wilma Deering perform a training flight run in a Thunderfighter, call sign Earth Recon One, returning to Earth via Stargate 4. Rogers feels disoriented after exiting the space warp, and Deering notes that it is a normal reaction to those who've experienced the space warping for the first time.
  • After exiting, they come across a pirate attack on a Thunderfighter referenced as Scout Three. Its pilot, a young man named Regis Saroyan, is scared and sick. Over the distress channel, Rogers hears Scout Three's call for assistance.
  • Scout Three's leader, Maj. Duke Danton, admonishes Saroyan for lagging behind and instructs him to engage in evasive maneuvers while the rest of the Scout squadron loops back for him.
  • From Earth Recon One, Rogers shares his belief that Scout Three won't make it, and Deering agrees with the assessment. Between Rogers' piloting skills and Deering's shooting, they are able to fend off the attack, saving Saroyan at Danton's chagrin. Rogers surveys Scout Three's damage, noting that he sustained a hit on his starboard side.
  • After Danton and Rogers get into a verbal tit-for-tat, Danton challenges Rogers to repeat his statements regarding "Funk & Wagnalls" face-to-face in New Chicago's flight bay. Rogers agrees while Deering, recognizing the voice, smirks silently.
  • The pilots make their landings, and Danton grills Saroyan, who is clearly clammy and feverish. Rogers is quick to note this, and catches Saroyan before he face-plants into the hangar floor.
  • After Saroyan is taken away to the Directorate clinic, Danton identifies Rogers as being the one who interfered with a Directorate training mission. Before they get further into it, Deering arrives. Danton corrects himself after calling her by her first name, and in the ensuing conversation she confirms that Rogers had her permission to interfere
  • After Deering formally introduces Rogers to the chagrined Danton, the conversation switches the subject to Rogers' status as a member of the Defense Directorate. Deering makes the suggestion that Rogers head up one of Danton's defense-technique training sessions, and after Danton becomes incredulous at the suggestion, Deering's tone shifts: she orders Danton to introduce Rogers to his class, so that he may instruct them on 20th century battle strategy.
  • After Deering is told Regis Saroyan's name by Danton, she leaves. Further exacerbating the tension, Rogers stops Deering after he reminds her of drinks at his place at 1900 hours, she replies jocularly in the affirmative: "You know something, Buck Rogers? I'll be there."
  • Rogers leaves the flight hangar after sharing a final, rhetorical question: "She's some kind of woman, isn't she?" Frustrated at being emasculated, Danton slaps a boom needle of Saroyan's fighter.
  • Deering and Dr. Elias Huer visit a feverish and delirious Regis Saroyan in his medical room. Huer shares with her that Saroyan's father, Tabor Saroyan, is the governor of Vistula and notes that he'll contact the governor personally regarding his son's condition. Deering learns that other persons have been affected over the course of the last three days that Deering and Rogers were gone. Over 25,000 people in New Chicago have been affected, including cases cropping up in other cities. Most of all, the Computer Council has held off on a public announcement due to the more damning fact: the sickness has hit the Defense Directorate's pilot corps the hardest out of any other group.
  • After Deering asks if the sickness might be a deliberate action from an unknown party, Huer brings her to the Science Directorate, introducing her to Dr. Mallory, his assistant Stella Warden and the ambuquad Carl. A haughty Carl retorts that it also finds Huer "less than memorable," obliquely noting that Huer introduced them last.
  • Mallory reveals that, while an antidote to the poison has not been found, they have found the source of the poison, and have devised a means to test for it. To Huer's surprise, the source of the poison are food discs, consumed daily by millions of Terrans. Deering questions how such a thing is possible, as food production and distribution is highly regulated by the Food Directorate to prevent such things, and Mallory does not have an answer for that. The poisoned individuals, while not deceased and thus have a modicum of health, have not fully recovered.
  • An exuberantly optimistic Mallory notes that with Carl's help they'll be able to find a remedy and return the pilots to full functioning ability in no time.
Dr. Theopolis: "Two grown men fighting. How disgusting."
  • Meanwhile, Rogers lectures a class of Defense Directorate cadets, noting the use of football in battle strategies. Danton comedically eggs Rogers on while his own cadets giggle and display incredulous immaturity during the lecture. Despite Rogers approach, the lecture degrades into a physical altercation that upheaves the lecture room, following examples of "sacking the quarterback," "clipping" and other types of tackles.
  • Summoned by the commotion that could be heard in an adjoining corridor, Dr. Theopolis and Twiki make their way into the room to see Danton have the final word—dismissing his cadets after ordering them to report to the hangar at 0800 the next morning—after tackling Rogers and forcing him into a rack of helmets, pinning Rogers underneath its bulk.
  • After Danton and his cadets disperse, Dr. Theopolis reacts to the display: "Two grown men fighting. How disgusting." As Rogers extricates himself from under the rack, he meekly explains that he was giving a demonstration.

Notes

"Planet of the Slave Girls, Part II" title card on the syndicated version of the episode.
  • Originally aired as a 120-minute episode, but has been formatted as two 60-minute episodes in most subsequent re-airings for scheduling reasons. While many guides list it as a two-parter, its initial airing and release on DVD as one double-length episode should make this the official recognition.
  • In the scenes where Dr. Elias Huer and Col. Wilma Deering visit Regis Saroyan, and later when they make their way to Dr. Mallory's lab, Deering is wearing a gold wrist watch on her left wrist, over her uniform's sleeve. This fleeting appearance of the 20th century-looking timepiece is never explained, particularly as it is distinctly out-of-place with her entire uniform. It suggests that this is either a costuming error, or part of a sub-plot that was either reshot or discarded during production.
  • The use of guest star stunt casting, in the form of Buster Crabbe as Brigadier Gordon and Jack Palance as Kaleel for this installment, would continue throughout Season 1.
  • Recalling former officers from retirement, in the way of Brigadier Gordon, to tackle a threat against Earth would be a key story point in "Return of the Fighting 69th."
  • Some footage from Battlestar Galactica has been reused in this episode: at 43 minutes, the door that opens to release the transport shuttle with Wilma Deering and Ryma is the same seen by Boomer and Jolly in the episode "Lost Planet of the Gods, Part I".

Ships

  • This episode introduces the four-seater Thunderfighter, which would act as a form of fighter/shuttle throughout Season 1.
  • Also introduced is the Scorpion fighter, which would primarily be used as an enemy vessel throughout Season 1.
  • A myriad of incorrect ship placements and re-used special effects fills this episode, which are referenced in the Eratta document.

Buck's Past

Analysis

  • Earth's reliance on outside sources for vital supplies is an Achilles' heel that is continually exploited by enemies.
  • The fact that Earth has little knowledge of slavery (or indentured servitude) is discordant with facts around this episode, particularly when it seems abundant in the galaxy. It is not only exemplified by the subjects of the Draconian Empire, such as Ardala's handmaidens, but other direct examples of it exists in various later episodes. For instance:
  • The fact that Earth has a planetary defense shield is clearly ignored, as a force of starfighters -- even numbering 100 -- could be easily repelled by the shield, which is why Kane and Princess Ardala's Trojan horse gambit with Draconia had been so vital in "Awakening." With the shield in play, it would be more sensible to strike at Earth's weakest point: the supply fighters. Kaleel's pilots, lead by Galen, would use the fighter force to harass Earth's supply lines, which would be virtually unprotected due to the poisoning of Defense Directorate's pilot corps.
  • Carl continues the tradition of unique, abrasive personalities in relation to their human counterparts, in the same vein as Councilor Apol and Mr. DeBronin.

Questions

Kaleel

  • How did Kaleel come by his powers?
  • Is Kaleel truly of the Sea of Stone, or is he an off-worlder?
  • From what sources did Kaleel acquire his cache of weapons and Scorpion fighters?

Julio

Earth

Vistula

Miscellaneous

  • Where did Wilma Deering get the gold wrist watch she carries, which seems out of place for her uniform?

Quotes

Duke Danton and William "Buck" Rogers

If you call that interference, there's something wrong with your Funk & Wagnalls.
I don't know what you mean by that, but how'd you like to repeat that in the flight hangar?
I'd love to.


So you're Buck Rogers, huh?
Since the day I was born.
Danton addresses Deering, who is standing next to Rogers.
I beg your pardon, Colonel, but, uh, he's no captain.
That's not quite true, Duke. While Buck has formally declined to join the Defense Directorate, he does help us out on occasion.
Danton addresses Rogers.
"Declined to join"? Now, why would a big, brave hotshot like yourself do something like that?
[Rogers replies matter-of-factly] I didn't think I'd like the company.


Well, we'd better get on our survival gear on.
Yeah. Otherwise, we'll look like a couple of brown-and-serve rolls at sunset.

 — Duke Danton and William "Buck" Rogers after being forced down into the Sea of Stone by a power leech, (BR25: "Planet of the Slave Girls")


This thing itches like crazy.
Take it off if you don't mind getting third-degree sunburn.
You probably feel right at home wearing yours.
That's right.
I've seen pictures of people and how they dressed in your time.
Yeah, well, your half-baked 25th-century historians got things so messed up, they don't know the difference between a cowboy and a traffic cop.

 — Duke Danton and William "Buck" Rogers head towards Kaleel's fortress, following the signal from Wilma Deering's contamination detector, discussing their golden-colored survival suits, (BR25: "Planet of the Slave Girls")

Brigadier Gordon and William "Buck" Rogers

Hey, nice double-teaming over there, whoever you are.
Gordon's the name. Thanks.
Have we met, Gordon?
I don't think so, Captain. We're from different times.

 — Captain William Rogers and Brigadier Gordon during the Battle of Vistula, (BR25: "Planet of the Slave Girls")


Gordon, where'd you learn to shoot like that?
I've been doing that sort of thing since before you were born, Captain.
[surprised] You think so, huh?
Young man, I know so.

 — Captain William Rogers and Brigadier Gordon during the Battle of Vistula, (BR25: "Planet of the Slave Girls")

Twiki and Dr. Theopolis

Careful. Careful. The filament you're soldering is the precise weight and thickness as the one you're replacing. Be careful, Twiki. It was very difficult to make.
Get off my back!
I'm not on your back, Twiki. And please concentrate on what you're doing. If anything, I'm on your front, and I can't get off without your help. Where have you been coming up with such expressions?
My good buddy, Buck.
I should have known. It's hard to believe that Captain Rogers learned to speak on the same planet as the rest of us.

 — Dr. Theopolis and Twiki as they repair Carl, (BR25: "Planet of the Slave Girls")


We're next, Twiki. [the launch channel's lights run towards them] Here we go.
[hits the throttle] Geronimo!

 — Dr. Theopolis and Twiki take their first flight into a Thunderfighter (BR25: "Planet of the Slave Girls")


[spotting an enemy fighter in his sights] Eat lead, sucker!
Lead? What lead? Twiki, what are you talking about?

 — Twiki and Dr. Theopolis in a firefight during the Battle of Vistula, (BR25: "Planet of the Slave Girls")

William "Buck" Rogers and Wilma Deering

You ready?
Mm-hmm.
Deering flips Rogers over her shoulder
How's that?
Fine. Just fine.
Not too hard?
No. Oh, no.
Maybe I shouldn't have asked you to teach me judo until you'd fully recover from teaching 20th-century battle strategy.

Other Quotes

I'm in danger! Assistance! Assistance! Danger. I am in danger. Assistance! Somebody come! Please! [Dr. Mallory arrives] Too late. Goodbye, Mallory. [Carl explodes]

 — Carl attempts to attract attention after Stella Warden plants an explosive device inside of Carl, (BR25: "Planet of the Slave Girls")


Hey, creep, I bet you wear that mask 'cause your face looks like it's been through a meteor shower!

 — William "Buck" Rogers as he and Duke Danton fight off nomads following their crash-landing in the Sea of Stone, (BR25: "Planet of the Slave Girls")


If you're listening, Kaleel, the three of us would just like to say we didn't care much for the sauna.
That's Rogers!
Ah, Stella. You're so beautiful when you're angry.

 — William "Buck" Rogers after escaping from the pit, (BR25: "Planet of the Slave Girls")

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